Category Archives: Laughter

Picture with me, if you will, a big yellow piece of machinery known to most as a “forklift.” Now imagine that you are operating that forklift, a powerful driving force with enough might to cut clean through a two-by-four with … Continue reading →

One night last week I was up late studying and was beginning to get bored and very tired. When you mix such elements along with the need to study, studying itself becomes the last thing you want to do and … Continue reading →

A bird pooped on me today… Continue reading →

"There’s no way she’s giving me a shot in the butt." Plus, loads of changes and stuff going on at CSF… Continue reading →

The impact of my head on the door caused the microwave to leap an inch or two from the shelf, catapulting the glass sugar shaker sitting atop it into the air… Continue reading →

No thanks, I don’t want to save any lives today. Continue reading →

I had been parked for hardly two minutes when two guys crossed the street, walked along the backside of my car and then up its right side on the sidewalk. Much to my surprise they stopped and the bigger of the two walked back to my car and tapped on the passenger side window. Continue reading →

Pete. A name that will live in infamy for as long as college students occupy dormatories. Continue reading →

So, when I saw the fridge sitting there, so innocently, so provoking, I did what any man would do in this situation. I opened it. Continue reading →

They came out of nowhere, all around me, out of the sky, everywhere. Among the chatter I heard "Vote for me," "I won’t let you down" and "Abdul is cool!" Continue reading →